Score: 0

"CRAAAAAP!!!!! And Here's Why :)"

submission: Doula-Ball

date: December 30, 2009

The ball... it goes through things and gets stuck in odd places. The whole table itself is boring with just a couple of bumpers, tunnels and penis's >:( Boring. No power-ups, No rewards, horrible hit detection, and... well... let's face it, we're playing pinball in a womans vag >.<

Stupid.

Score: 7

"Hmmm..."

submission: Escape from the Darkness

date: December 7, 2009

Well, this game looks really good, impressive. The voice acting was a little ham-ish, but tolerable. That weird rat thing scared me lol I wasn't expecting that. My main problem, which I'm going to assume is going to be the central theme of the reviews for this game is that it's too short.

Good effort.

Score: 1

"Horrible."

submission: Mountain Bike Challenge

date: December 4, 2009

Like the idea, but it's just too damn slow.

Score: 10

"Hours!!!!"

submission: Super Stacker 2

date: December 3, 2009

Well, one hour and some odd minutes... but I did it... I beat the whole damn thing... then what happens? BONUS MODE... joy.. random pieces at random times... so yeah, I do it, I play through easy, medium, get to tricky and can't... for the life of me... get passed the third one >.< lol

Anyway, great job, I haven't been this addicted in a very long time.

Score: 10

"AAARRRGH"

submission: Learn to Fly !

date: December 3, 2009

I did it.... 49 days... 6000 feet... sooo many tries... ugh...

Anyway, awesome game, actually challenging if you do go for the 6000 feet, I ran out of this to upgrade really quick, I ended up building up a $155,440 fortune while I tried over and over again lol

Graphics were nice, very cute. The physics were almost damn perfect. The upgrades were fun, even though there could be more, maybe even like... some kind of super upgrade you get after you beat the game or something, but all in all it was very enjoyable.

10/10 - I had so much fun with it, everything was just about perfect, I found hitting the water to be a bit odd, just the way it looked.... hard to explain, but still, awesome.

5/5

Score: 6

"Yeah...."

submission: the Kill Kar II: Revenge

date: December 3, 2009

This game was ok... very nice idea, I had fun for more than half of it but the races were just ridiculous, the handling was awful, touching a wall made you stick to it, it was just too frustrating for me and the handbrake didn't help at all.

I'll give it a five, it would have been a better score if the handling had some more work done to it.

Score: 4

"Wth..."

submission: Battle Kartz

date: December 2, 2009

Not bad, same thing I've seen before except... when a car touches your car.... your car stops moving and just... spins? wtf dude, very poor.

Score: 3

"I really wanted to like it..."

submission: Applez

date: December 1, 2009

Platformers are fun... duh... but this one is just annoying.

So yes, good concept, however, there are MAJOR problems.

1. You get hit, fine, but like in any other game you get a certain amount of invincibility after each hit, this game has none.

2. There is no SAVE option to this game, I played it the first time, got frustrated and decided to play later, came back, had to start all over.

3. NO CHECKPOINTS. Yeah.... so you play through a level, get right to the end, and die... having to start the ENTIRE level over again.

Sorry, this game was so promising at the beginning, I just think it's lacking in some very important areas.

3/10 - The graphics and the music gave it the only points, very sega-ish.

Score: 10

"....."

submission: Worst Fuckin Movie Ever

date: October 14, 2009

Twice...

YOU STUPID FUCK

Does this mean I am perverted?! :O

....phuck

Anyway, great vid. I enjoyed many aspects. You will not know which ones until 2010.

.....KUFFUFFLE

Score: 10

"Do you like this video?"

submission: Facebook Reality

date: October 14, 2009

MAYBE.

I love these two! awesome. good job.